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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Kim Jong Chillin'
Speaking of Kim Jong. He doesn't look so fucking crazy to me. Looks like he likes cold lamping....smokin' on them purps sons...
The New Tron
So nervous this movie is going to blow. It will totally take away from an all-time classic. What's next the awful Blade Runner remake starring all 3 Jonas Bros. oowowwoowowoow
I'm so nervous I just farted. bad.
I'm so nervous I just farted. bad.
Dev Harris injured
In stunning news Dev Harris is day-to-day with an injury. knee. shocking. good luck fantasy owners.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Free Anthony Randolph
D'antoni
Free Anthony Randolph. At least build up that trade value. How is Ronny Turiaf's beard getting more burn than A-Ran? Love them Knicks.
CBR
Free Anthony Randolph. At least build up that trade value. How is Ronny Turiaf's beard getting more burn than A-Ran? Love them Knicks.
CBR
DUI NFL
What gives with all these DUI for NFL players.
I have 3 issues here.
#1 Don't drive drunk. Anyone.
#2 If drunk call a taxi. More importantly if you are an NFL player you are getting PAID. Hire a driver the nights you go out. If wanna-be Snookys all over NJ and Long Island can hire a limo I know you NFL dudes can afford it.
#3 What kind of cop arrests an NFL player. Pull him over, park the car, drive him home, get free tix or jerseys, extra fluff. Don't ruin your teams playoffs chances. I mean imagine he is another cop.
That's all.
COLDBEERREPORT son
I have 3 issues here.
#1 Don't drive drunk. Anyone.
#2 If drunk call a taxi. More importantly if you are an NFL player you are getting PAID. Hire a driver the nights you go out. If wanna-be Snookys all over NJ and Long Island can hire a limo I know you NFL dudes can afford it.
#3 What kind of cop arrests an NFL player. Pull him over, park the car, drive him home, get free tix or jerseys, extra fluff. Don't ruin your teams playoffs chances. I mean imagine he is another cop.
That's all.
COLDBEERREPORT son
Friday, October 22, 2010
Fantasy Hoops
Fantasy Hoops Time. I wish I could draft all the Knicks. I mean I could but I like to win.
Just a quick segway -The Knicks are so bad on so many levels that I'm proud of them. They are clearly 1 of the 3 worst pro sports franchises(Knicks, Clippers, Raiders) in the USA and have a real claim at being the most dysfunctional, which is quite the statement when Al Davis is in a conversation about dysfunction.
On to fantasy hoops. My big $$$ hoops draft was Wednesday night. 15 team, 1 keeper, 13 man rosters (5 g/5f/3c) NBA league. Pretty standard. But............wait for it Dino.......it's an auction format. Which is just awesome.
If you've never been in a fantasy sports league, get in.
If you've never done an auction league, upgrade yourselves. Because it's mega fun getting together face to face with a bunch of friends/sportsgeeks and drinking beer. Then bidding up Jermaine O'Neal or Jason Kendall or Marshawn Lynch so some other sod overpays for the aforementioned lumps and the ilk. Phrases such as "Did I say $4......on Darko, shit" or "I have no fucking idea why I just bought Carl Everett" are common. And that is, quite simply, hilarious.
The draft was out on Strong Island, Uniondale representing. In the shadows of the Coliseum that Dennis Potvin and Mike Bossy legends. Islanders suck.
I had really no plan. Which is always a great place to start, that way I never get frustrated at my inability to execute a gameplan. Just some dudes I was high on (Monta Ellis, Ariza, Al Jeff, Westbrook, Caron Butler, DeMarcus Cousins, Iggy and at least 1 Knick).
I felt good.
I felt better after a couple of big Red Stripes (BEER, BEER, BEER) and settled in to my seat at the draft.
Each team had 1 keeper and mine was Joakim Noah. Who is a beast, is half-Swedish (his mom is Miss Sweden 1978!!) and has the bloodlines of a champion, he won 2 at U of Florida and his dad Yannick Noah (who is an admitted pothead yeah baby, the Doc Ellis of Tennis) won the 1983 French Open in tennis. Cold Beer Report championship on the way.
Sometimes in these drafts prices just fall to you or run away from you and it helps to be flexible.
On that note in came Dirk Nowitzki, Brandon Roy, Bargnani and out went Westbrook, Cousins, Iggy, and a few Knicks (Amare, Wilson Chandler).
I did score some targets Caron Butler, Monta Ellis, and my Knick in Anthony Randolph.
It went reasonably well. Final outcome looks like this-
C Noah
C Bargnani
F Nowitzki
F Caron "Tough Juice" Butler
F DeJuan Blair (prerequisite Fat Dude)
F Drew Gooden
G Brandon Roy (Always ends up on my squad)
G Monta
G Ben Gordon
G Affalo
Reserves
G George Hill
C Cole Aldrich
F Anthony Randolph (Go Knicks or Go Trade)
That's it.
I feel good about it. Let me know. Feedback me sons and daughters.
I'll keep y'all posted about how this goes.
I'm out. Stepping into the bingzone.
Just a quick segway -The Knicks are so bad on so many levels that I'm proud of them. They are clearly 1 of the 3 worst pro sports franchises(Knicks, Clippers, Raiders) in the USA and have a real claim at being the most dysfunctional, which is quite the statement when Al Davis is in a conversation about dysfunction.
On to fantasy hoops. My big $$$ hoops draft was Wednesday night. 15 team, 1 keeper, 13 man rosters (5 g/5f/3c) NBA league. Pretty standard. But............wait for it Dino.......it's an auction format. Which is just awesome.
If you've never been in a fantasy sports league, get in.
If you've never done an auction league, upgrade yourselves. Because it's mega fun getting together face to face with a bunch of friends/sportsgeeks and drinking beer. Then bidding up Jermaine O'Neal or Jason Kendall or Marshawn Lynch so some other sod overpays for the aforementioned lumps and the ilk. Phrases such as "Did I say $4......on Darko, shit" or "I have no fucking idea why I just bought Carl Everett" are common. And that is, quite simply, hilarious.
The draft was out on Strong Island, Uniondale representing. In the shadows of the Coliseum that Dennis Potvin and Mike Bossy legends. Islanders suck.
I had really no plan. Which is always a great place to start, that way I never get frustrated at my inability to execute a gameplan. Just some dudes I was high on (Monta Ellis, Ariza, Al Jeff, Westbrook, Caron Butler, DeMarcus Cousins, Iggy and at least 1 Knick).
I felt good.
I felt better after a couple of big Red Stripes (BEER, BEER, BEER) and settled in to my seat at the draft.
Each team had 1 keeper and mine was Joakim Noah. Who is a beast, is half-Swedish (his mom is Miss Sweden 1978!!) and has the bloodlines of a champion, he won 2 at U of Florida and his dad Yannick Noah (who is an admitted pothead yeah baby, the Doc Ellis of Tennis) won the 1983 French Open in tennis. Cold Beer Report championship on the way.
Sometimes in these drafts prices just fall to you or run away from you and it helps to be flexible.
On that note in came Dirk Nowitzki, Brandon Roy, Bargnani and out went Westbrook, Cousins, Iggy, and a few Knicks (Amare, Wilson Chandler).
I did score some targets Caron Butler, Monta Ellis, and my Knick in Anthony Randolph.
It went reasonably well. Final outcome looks like this-
C Noah
C Bargnani
F Nowitzki
F Caron "Tough Juice" Butler
F DeJuan Blair (prerequisite Fat Dude)
F Drew Gooden
G Brandon Roy (Always ends up on my squad)
G Monta
G Ben Gordon
G Affalo
Reserves
G George Hill
C Cole Aldrich
F Anthony Randolph (Go Knicks or Go Trade)
That's it.
I feel good about it. Let me know. Feedback me sons and daughters.
I'll keep y'all posted about how this goes.
I'm out. Stepping into the bingzone.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
More Beer Drinking Wednesday Food for Thought
This chart is hard to believe if you've ever been to the bleachers in Wrigley or the parking lot of an Eagles game. Step the game up people. We're doing our part. World Peace is cool but there is no way we should be losing the Cold Beer War 2. Especially after we whupped up on those Russians in War Games, Red Dawn (sort of Russians), Iron Eagle, the real Cold War, Cold Beer War 1 (see Russia down there in 4th spot, hahahaha who's laughing now Drago). Drink Beer people. It goes great with food and sports.
And Wednesdays.
Disgraceful Parenting
Seriously Coors Light? That's growing child. Guinness is full of vitamins and nutrients. Stupid parents.
The kid does look in a good way though.
Quick Coors Light me dudes
The kid does look in a good way though.
Quick Coors Light me dudes
All NYC all the time
Giants Jets Super Bowl. What what. It's a real possibility.
Awesome tv ratings in the big apple. crappy elsewhere. for sure. fine that Rog Goddell.
Awesome tv ratings in the big apple. crappy elsewhere. for sure. fine that Rog Goddell.
Pitching Rules
How awesome are pitchers these days. Who is really all roided up?
BTW. Roy Halladay is my favorite Phillie ever. Except Bake McBride(most awesomest name ever)
Beeeeeeerrr
BTW. Roy Halladay is my favorite Phillie ever. Except Bake McBride(most awesomest name ever)
Beeeeeeerrr
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Jeff Wilpon
I was watching a Jeff Wilpon interview last night. What a putz.
It's like Jim Dolan and Peter Angelos had a baby and Jeff Wilpon was born. What a suckerbutt.
He clearly doesn't know baseball and yet he wants control, but he doesn't want accountability. Sounds just like most trustfund babies I know.
Get your own job Jeff.
In the meantime enjoy spending your daddy's $$$ writing Oli Perez's checks. You fools signed him. You Jeff. You signed him........
Maybe Minaya got the shaft in the end?
Or maybe it was the Mets fans that got the old shaft to the sprock....same old same old at Shea.
It's like Jim Dolan and Peter Angelos had a baby and Jeff Wilpon was born. What a suckerbutt.
He clearly doesn't know baseball and yet he wants control, but he doesn't want accountability. Sounds just like most trustfund babies I know.
Get your own job Jeff.
In the meantime enjoy spending your daddy's $$$ writing Oli Perez's checks. You fools signed him. You Jeff. You signed him........
Maybe Minaya got the shaft in the end?
Or maybe it was the Mets fans that got the old shaft to the sprock....same old same old at Shea.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Cold Beer Report
Its all about Beers. Cold ones. And reporting about them.
Follow us as we talk beer, sports, chicks, music, food, and all that jazz that makes life amazing fools.
Check us out on Twitter @coldbeerreport emails to coldbeerreport@gmail.com.
Get at us.
CBR
Follow us as we talk beer, sports, chicks, music, food, and all that jazz that makes life amazing fools.
Check us out on Twitter @coldbeerreport emails to coldbeerreport@gmail.com.
Get at us.
CBR
MInaya and Manuel canned
Finally.
Cold Beer worthy? For sure.
They got canned and I opened a can. Refreshingly Delicious and Surprisingly Ambitious.......
It's a good day to be a Met fan (except for the whole not being in the playoffs thing boooooo)
Cold Beer worthy? For sure.
They got canned and I opened a can. Refreshingly Delicious and Surprisingly Ambitious.......
It's a good day to be a Met fan (except for the whole not being in the playoffs thing boooooo)
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